Friday, May 14, 2010
Have you ever heard of her?
That girl's a murderer.
Mamma Murder rode to town,
she got there on Sunday,
found some people living there--
Had 'em killed by Monday.
Mamma Murder, so called 'cuz she'll kill you
with her verbs.
Posted by Ms. White at 8:22 AM
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
"I'm a recovering Catholic and I'm gay--compounded; I'm going to hell" - Orgo-One Port Authority
Posted by Ms. White at 11:45 PM
Never complain, never explain; don't air your dirty laundry in public.
Posted by Ms. White at 6:24 PM
Sunday, October 25, 2009
[my sister bought a Chevy]
followed by a head tilt to 45 degrees
I'm looking left with a sly smile
and a glint in my eyes-
[I'm reminiscing!]- Jenna was a Pontiac! And looking back-- I'd give anything just to have my baby back. She was black-- that Pontiac-- black on black-- MAN, I WISH I HAD MY JENNA BACK-- and that's why I'll never EVER drive a chevy or ever drive a ford. I'd rather walk or bike until I can afford what my heart first fell in love with- --it was Mrs. Jones-- she's the one I first adored-- when she roared-- stop light street fight? The legend of Mrs. Jones still shines at night! What I'm saying is, "Mamma's! Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to Drive Chevy's!"
Posted by Ms. White at 8:43 PM